Martha, Martha, Martha |
LyricsThey air brushed Martha, put her on the coverShe's a foxy lady for an old grand mother Steppin' out the kitchen into a magazine She's a sun bathing, super model ......she's a swimsuit queen. Martha, Martha, Martha She's something to see 81 years old, and living life, wild and free Martha, Martha, Martha She's not to be over-rated Now she's on the cover of .....Sports ....Illustrated. She's a business mogul, She's a CEO Hangs with Snoop Dog on her patio She once did time, oh haven't you heard. She's a pretty super model ..... for an old jailbird. Martha, Martha, Martha She's something to see 81 years old, and living life, wild and free Martha, Martha, Martha She's not to be over-rated Now she's on the cover of .....Sports ....Illustrated. Martha, Martha, Martha what's your recipe For being an octogenarian in a bikini Martha, Martha, Martha she's bad to the bone Next thing you know she'll be on the cover ... ON THE COVER of ROLLING STONE! |
| Story Behind the Song: Inspired by Martha Stewart's placement on the cover of the Swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. |
| Lyric Credits: Robert John Conaway |
| Music Credits: Robert John Conaway |
| Producer Credits: Robert J. |
| Publisher Credits: Two Con Music (BMI) |
| Performance Credits: Robert J. |
| Song Length: 1:54 |
| Primary Genre: Unique-Comedy |
| Secondary Genre: Folk-General |
| Tempo / Feel: Slow (71 - 90) |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Subject Matter 1: Silliness |
| Subject Matter 2: Comedy, Funny |
| Mood 1: Cheerful |
| Similar Artist 1: John Prine |
| Language: English |